Tuesday, December 27, 2011

You're a mean one Eustace Scrubb...

One of my friends from the wonderful forum known as NarniaWeb made this poem/song thingy to the tune of 'You're a mean one Mr. Grinch' So, thank you RJ.

You’re a mean one Eustace Scrubb
You really are a sod
You're mean all through
I really won't applaud you
Eustace Scrubb!
You're a rotten cousin
With an annoying smirk
You're a monster, Eustace Scrubb
Your heart's in need of love
Your not so very bright
You need help from above
Eustace Scrubb!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a sad one, Eustace Scrubb
You have issues with being nice
You pick on other people
Without thinking twice
Eustace Scrubb
I can't believe how mean you are
You should try to smile!
You're a lost one, Eustace Scrubb
You're bitter to the bone
Your mind is full of cruel things
Your heart is like a stone
Eustace Scrubb!
The words that used to describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a changed one, Eustace Scrubb
You're different from before
Your heart was changed by grace and love
Wait til you see what's on store
Eustace Scrubb!
Your soul was a disgrace before
But now it's been restored
And you have cast off the dead skin
Now your old life's gone
You weren't as bad as cousin Ed
But you were still really mean
You've got a new life now
And it can't all yet be seen
Eustace Scrubb!
You will return to Narnia
And have adventures
With Jill Pole!

Well done RJ. :P


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